answer if you are smart, this is not a riddle?

[Hienekens J]

theres this fool i really want to send to hell, i have got a shot gun, but the thing is dat i don't want to leave clues, if you know any weapon that will be better of than the shot gun, also where to get gloves, without the police being on your tail. if you are wondering, i was sent to kill the *******, he is a political radical, i have to take him out as soon as possible,
answers. holla

[St. Bastard]

I know what you're getting at.

Heres what you do:
Take a tub of butter and put all your fingertips in it, then grab your gun and then hold it firmly, then shoot the guy. Then put your fingers in the butter again and touch every smooth surface, especially door knobs.

Pull out some of your own hairs and leave them near the body. Take your shirt off and mop some of his blood with it, then wear it again.

Then - and here is the clever part - ejaculate at the scene, leave the gun there and then leave the place. Put the bloody shirt somewhere obvious in your place and don't wash it.

That should do the trick.

[upthcrek]

Smart enough to not tell you how

[Guy Broflovski]

If it's George W. Bush, let me know, let me know

[lola]

i have a better question... if you're not smart enough to figure it out on your own, why are you being sent to kill him?