Riddles again! ALL D BEST!?

[cathrina]

1. I'm lighter than a feathr, yet no man can hold me for very long.
2. 3 guys run into a bar, the 4th man ducks. Why?
3. Hw do u put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
4. Hw do u put an elephant in a refrigerator?
5. All of the animls go to a meeting for the Lion King. 1 animal doesnt show up. Which animal doesn't come?
6. u come to a river tht aligators live in. There is no boat, raft, bridge, nor material to make them. How do you get accross?
7. A 15 foot rope is tied to a horse. The horse is 25 feet frm a stack of hay. Hw can d horse get to d hay?
8. Frm wt number can u tak half & leave nothing?
9. Hw can u drop an egg 3 feet without breaking it?
10. Hw can u mak a fire wit 1ly 1 stick?
11. Hw can u tell d difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
12. Can giraffes ve babies?
13. Wt has 4 wheels & flies?
14. Feed me & I live, giv me sumthin to drink n I'll die. What am I?
15. Wt has eyes bt cant c?
16. wen s a door nt a door?

[Nirsha ~ CoOL]

{1} ....Breath
{2} He didn't want to hit the bar
{3} Open the door, put him in, close the door
{4} Open the door, take the giraffe out, put him in, close the door
{5} The elephant, he's in the refrigerator
{6} Jump in, swim accross, get out. The aligators are at the meeting
{7} The rope isn't tied to anything but the horse
{8} Take the top half away and the "o" is left
{9} Drop it 4 feet, the first 3 feet the egg won't hit anything
{10} Make sure it's a matchstick
{11} Read the label
{12} No, they have giraffes
{13} A dumpster
{14} Fire
{15} A needle, a potatoe, a storm, or true lovers o_O
{16} When it's ajar

Hope they're rite coz i ve read this in a buk!